Friday, June 20, 2008

The Fatter Half

AITOOW is tired of women saying pregnancy ruined their bodies. Most of you were fat pigs before you got pregnant. And Father Time isn't kind to the weaker sex, so you would be terrible after your child bearing years anyway (see Old Maids). You really should be put down at menopause. Pregnacy doesn't ruin your bodies, your lack of discipline does. You can't control anything (your emotions, your finances, etc). You have no will power. You live in this world of your own creation, where the lies you tell yourself are law. I guess Erasmus was right. Folly is the most important God.

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