The Giving Zee

AITOOW sees through the BS that Zuckerberg is pulling with his charitable giving announcement? He's giving in stock. In pieces. So not to drive the price down (may increase it if people think it will dilute the float) and get max charitable deductions. And who wants to bet that he and his wife are the trustees of the trust (still in control - just a change in title). They can also now pay people with trust assets. A common scam to spread money around. This stunt has been pulled by the rich trying to create dynasty trusts for at least two centuries (in this country at least). Nothing new. Nothing particularly philanthropic about this. He just doesn't trust his kids with it. You would think at least one journalist would have a law degree or remember how this scam works after others have been unmasked.

Bling-a-lings

AITOOW thinks flashy equals trashy?

Yappy Naps

AITOOW is sick of lectures from the Nappy Professor? We get it. White people, PoPo, CO2 and guns bad. The poor are not poor (and definitely not free riders). They are middle class. Which may be true now after his economic fix (only super rich and those in debt). Islam is peace. And the San Bernadino shootings caused by the same video that caused Bengazi.

Stop In The Name of Love

AITOOW thinks "sustainable" is just code for "we are too lazy to go beyond this point"? The bare minimum. Just a bunch of slackers excusing their lack of ambition as merit/restraint/good stewardship.

Porzinga!

AITOOW wants credit for the new catch phrase for Kristaps Porzingis? It's Porzinga instead of Bazinga.

Love Thy Nabob

AITOOW finds it funny that Muslims among us expect us to "police" our "radicals" so they don't hurt them in retaliation for the acts of their radicals? Don't they always argue that they can't do likewise?

And I wonder what the gun laws are like in France. And isn't it funny that they didn't ask the UN for permission to retaliate? Shouldn't Hans Blix been called in first?

Shut The Fuck UP

AITOOW hates people who say "shut the front door"?

Toast-ed Guard

AITOOW has seen the trailer for the Coast Guard movie with Casey Affleck? Now compare those guys with the cowards in Florida that wouldn't do anything for the El Faro.

Midnight Blue

AITOOW hates the move to the left that all media has seemed to embrace? Here'a a list of of late night hosts in order of their flamingness. I won't even bother with the limp dicks on cable.

6. Carson Daly - May even be a Repub
5. Jimmy Fallon - Who can tell. He wants to be liked more than a puppy. His agenda is hidden.
4. James Cordon - Gay Brit is still in suck up phase. When will he start flashing the British superiority complex?
3. Jimmy Kimmel - Always stoned. A fat ethnic slob that only looks like a Republican. Really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
2. Seth Myers - The opposite of subtle. For a Jew denier he sure acts the part. Most egotistical personality on TV. Did I tell you I went to Northwestern? I commandeered SNL thru the a decade of mediocrity only saved by Stefan and Drunk Uncle. I'm so bad at this I had to have them recreate the news desk component and then pretend that I was re-inventing how they do late night.
1. Steven Colbert - Unwatchable. And not just because of his Orc ears. Who thought we could do worse than Dave? Anyone who knows what lurks in the halls at CBS. It's almost like he is trying too hard to erase his alter-persona.

Mi$ery

AITOOW is kind of happy that the students at Missouri are biting the hand that feeds them? Trained them is probably more accurate. Not so funny when your Franken-whiners turn on you. You let them in. You made others pay for (most of) them. You riled them up. You deserve whatever you get. Plus they are CUSTOMERS. Even if they are odious, it is about time that you realize that you run a business. This is all about dollars and cents. We have allowed you to invert the power structure for way to long. You are nothing. They are everything. Because they are spoiled brats? No. Because they have something you want. Money. Hopefully these kids and their clueless parents will take back their power from you spoiled, entitled, bullying, sanctimonious, egotistical resort managers.

Hi School

AITOOW wonders why they don't call it bye-atus instead of hi-atus?

Around The Corn

AITOOW doesn't eat the vegetables they give you in a TV dinner?

Self, Assured

AITOOW remembers when people used to take photos of other people and things?

Con-munity

AITOOW wonders how it is that certain communities say they can't police their own peoples' behavior. A small segment seems to be able to. They can convince those same people that "snitches get stitches" and you should never talk to "the man"? They also seem to be able to make them wear certain clothing or pray to a certain deity. Is it possible that these impotents really don't see themselves as so different from the "trouble makers" Maybe just willing to let others fight their fight for them?

Better Safe When Sotty

AITOOW thinks someone is saying "I'm leaving here drunk" when they back into a parking space?

Wall To Wall Carpet Traders

AITOOW wonders how Hungary can stop a border invasion with a chain link fence and our position in considered hopeless? And they built that thing in weeks.

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To Allah

AITOOW wonders how long it will be before the Arabs start clamoring that the oil field in Israel was their ancestral land?

The Real Cancer

AITOOW wonders if there are more awards shows or breast cancer awareness months? And btw most of that "art" doesn't deserve any recognition and most of those tits don't deserve to be saved.

Shitting Bull

AITOOW wonders how Bill Clinton has made it this long without being nick named President Bull Shitting?

Frankie Says Don't Relax

AITOOW was not surprised that the Pope drew 1M admirers in Philadelphia? That was just the homeless, drug addicted and criminal element loitering around where they put his podium. He also produce a miracle. He got the Philadelphia police force to show its face.

I also love that two scientifically retarded segments of the planet (graduates of the US school system and the Church) seem to agree that there is global warming. Never mind that is still a theory and the scientific method itself requires observable proof to validate the claim. Never mind that US science scores are abysmal. But, I guess if you are a science retard you don't even understand the basics. Science is a process. The only people more ignorant and smug than religious observers are scientific zealots. How many theories have been disproved. The default mindset of a scientist is scepticism. Not unquestioning acquiescence. We know you are too dumb to refute science. Just don't blindly follow it because of that. Science is still the greatest tool for examining reality, but, it isn't infallible.

I Need Bah-cop

AITOOW sees alot more congregations of cop cars at traffic stops? Is this because they travel alone now? Is it because they have hired women and other physically incapable officers who can't defend themselves? Is it to have a witness? Is it because they aren't encouraged to use their firearms? Do they not have enough work to do? A union/payback thing? Blind fear?

Battles of the Sexes

AITOOW thinks men fight in a forum while women fight constantly? Since men are taught that there is is a time and a place (ie courts, rings, battlefields) for settling their disputes, they aren't always in attack mode. Women aren't taught the same etiquette, so, they never relax. Even if they appear to.

Evil-ution

AITOOW thinks that most managers are hired because they are the surliest ones in a society? They aren't smarter or harder working. They just have the ability to scare others into giving more effort.

Farce-icipant

AITOOW thinks people are now satisfied with consolation prizes?

Five Day Bore-cast

AITOOW who would like to psychoanalyze weathermen? Is there anyone as needy? They practically beg you to acknowledge them. It's like they know they are superfluous and you are just about to flip the channel on them. And they are the worst company hucksters. In a room full of egregious sales whores, they are the worst. Stay tuned! I guess that is what you'd expect from the low men on the totem pole. They'll do whatever is asked of them.

Survival of the Witless

AITOOW wonders if Millenials are so conscientious about their "sensitivity" that they date/marry the worst mates to make a point? Have you seen some of these mismatches? When did pity fuck become pity relationship? It can't be because they have that low of a self esteem (I guess in this black is white world they could be that deluded) or shitty game. The funny thing is that it is just the opposite side of the same coin (eugenics) if it is a conscious choice..

Unruly

AITOOW doesn't understand why you get a free base if a baseball hits you when thrown at you and you aren't called out if you hit yourself with it?

Spend Th(r)efts

AITOOW thinks people who throw money around probably acquired it through lascivious means and they are just spending it before they get caught?

Paci-fists of Fury

AITOOW thinks that when a girl tells you she doesn't want to fight it means that she wants you to give in? Kind of admission that she saw failure in the future. Or damage to the relationship. Funny how they don't understand that the guy may concede but his anger will fester and manifest itself in other/damaging ways.

*isn't funny that fist is in the word pacifist? I wonder if "paci" means "unable to use". I know the roost word. I'm just being smug.

Breeding Is Fun....

AITOOW thinks people are kind of like dogs in that we all are so different looking but we can still make babies together?

Selective Service

AITOOW finds it ludicrous that our Commanders In Chiefs can consistently refuse to do their sworn duty (to enforce the law) and some fat lady in Kentucky is thrown in jail because she won't give some fudge packers a marriage certificate. And I'm not religious and I'm ok with fruity peebles.

And I keep missing the news segment where O' Man Bama calls the killing of the Houston police officer a racial travesty. And come to think of it, I missed it when than black homo killed the two reporters. Are we demanding the rainbow flag be outlawed? How about gay lights on the White House? I need to plan my week.

Cookie Puss-ies

AITOOW is sick of the capriciousness and ignorance of modern chefs (especially the ones on TV)? They really have little idea of the science behind what they do. Out of one side of their mouth they espouse these "rules" that they are so much more conversant in than you (mostly prejudices masquerading as knowledge) and out of the other side of their mouth they act as if anything goes. Whether it be cooking times or ingredient quantities/ratios, cooking temps or methodology, their guidance has a standard deviation that no other profession would allow. Cook it to 140 to 160 degrees. Use "some" spice.  Use what you have. Cook it for 20 to 30 minutes. What is it? It's not like cooking is a new art. Can't you have figured it out by now. I know there are variables, but, set different benchmarks then for those variables. Bakers seem to have figured it out. I just watched a show with Aaron Franklin and he spent the first half of the show describing the stages of steak "done-ness" and then he turns around and fawns all over the sample even though it was visibly cooked beyond what he was a moment ago deriding as villainy. Then he says "who really cares". I know he was probably being nice to the guest, but, have some sac if you are going to promote a standard. It's your GOD DAMN REASON FOR EXISTING. Then he spends the rest of show giggingly undermining what he spent the beginning of the show "teaching". I know it's (cooking) only as important as you make it, but, take a side. Either it is and go on TV or it isn't and stay home.  Everything in life is only as important as you make it to a subjectivist. As such, one should not be hired to promote a methodology. They can never be authoritative. And it appears that they can't fake it either. Just a bunch of hacks winging it.

Drinking Sage

AITOOW wonders why people under 21 can't get into clubs? They serve alcohol in restaurants, planes, ball games, etc. Shouldn't kids be banned from these places also?

Black Is Black

AITOOW laughs when they hear the media describe the black gay that killed the reporters in Virginia? He sees everything through a racial prism. He is violent. He feels the world owes him something. He is emboldened by his race card. He thinks he's the best. Sounds like every black person I've ever met.

My Little Pony

AITOOW thinks alot of pussies look like the mouths of horses?

Black Magic

AITOOW believes blacks are so suspicious/disbelieving because they can't do it/figure it out themselves? Since they are incompetent, they can't believe anyone is is competent. Especially other races that they (in their ignorance) feel superior to. So science, logic, etc is just nonsense to them. A ruse to try and trick them when we all know it is spirits and deities that are the answer.

Non Se Puede

AITOOW thinks the slang term for Jeb Bush should be Jebelito? And he's the liberal Bush on immigration. Que pasa? How about - el arbusto or la mata?

Rough Guiders

AITOOW who thinks the solution to illegal immigration is to make the US a national park and charge a fee to enter and have the Forest Rangers collect it? You have never seen a more diligent/rabid enforcement of duty if you haven't encountered a ranger at a park entrance.They may even ask for ID.

Anti Social Studies

AITOOW thinks that scholarships are most useful at revealing how primitive a large part of our society is?

Diff'rent Stocks

AITOOW read that only whites and Asians have Neanderthal DNA in them? I guess that's a fly in the ointment for the "we're all the human race" proponents.

Raising The Black Flag?

AITOOW wonders if the peaceful protesters in Ferguson would still shoot at you if you had your hands up?

Demo-cranks

AITOOW wonders which slate of presidential Demo-political candidates is the most white and old and rich?

The New Detroit

AITOOW had a rock thrown at his windshield while driving down a street in Baltimore today? 911 never showed to take a report. Why do black lives matter again? Are you sure all do?

Death For A Salesman

AITOOW wonders where all the companies that prohibited sales of Confederate flags would stand on the issue of selling fetal tissue from murdered babies? Good thing we took control of the former. I wonder if Starbucks would make a fattening drink of it? Vanilla only. Oh wait, is that racist? Should the drink be "chocolate" so we don't appear to think that white is more delicious? Or is that condoning a black genocide? Should we try and have more "chocolate" even if the vanilla is better? Isn't it also funny that pro-lifers are considered to be racists too, yet, they probably save more minority lives than any group.

Shame That Tune

AITOOW thinks this is the worst year for music in recent memory? I haven't downloaded a single song so far.

Don't Forget To Strip Your Servers

AITOOW wonders how many games Hillary Clinton will be suspended for destroying her electronic messaging device? Do you think this will affect her Hall of Fame chances?

I Am The Grating-ist

AITOOW wonders why black people say they can do everything when they have never done anything? I used to think they were the wisest because they saw the odds and said "why bother". But, then they wouldn't run around trying to convince you that they could. They wouldn't care. They would just say "the odds are statistically unfavorable". They must just be lazy or under confident or incapable and realize (but won't concede) it.

Say It Ain't So

AITOOW thinks that Greek kid that is lost at sea in Jupiter Fl looks alot like his "neighbor" Joe Namath?

The Britain Word

AITOOW wishes you couldn't achieve an erudite accent without erudition? At least with the written word you have a chance at spotting an imbecile. An accent can fool you. Distract you from the actual content. And glasses too. Idiots should have to wear contacts.

Man Up

AITOOW thinks contemporary white men never mature past pre-adolescence and blacks never mature past adolescence? One is obsessed with his joystick and so is the other.

Stoopid Jock Rapist

AITOOW finds it funny when geeks and feminists wet themselves over female athletes and sports while treating male athletes and sports as anathemas?

Politically In(cos)rect

AITOOW thinks it is funny that Bill Cosby bought the rights to the Little Rascals to take it off the air and now all the shows that he was on will be taken off the air?

Chattanooga Cuckoo

AITOOW is shocked that another peace loving Muslim has been pushed so far by the Western infidel that he had no recourse but to commit the number one no no on the Commandment list? Doesn't he look like a Sc-Arab version of James Holmes?

Bye Bye Miss American Donut

AITOOW wasn't surprised by the Arianna Grande scandal? She just said what all illegals and Michelle Obama think and what most children are taught in American schools. Plus that whole America as a metaphor for repression/rules/their parents. And all kids hate those.

Criminoles

AITOOW wonders how non-cuckolded cultures are going survive in this new "one strike" world? Black leaders already bemoan the intractability of the "three strike" world.

Back To The Future

AITOOW becomes infuriated when he hears a "civilized" cretin extol the virtue of some method of production in a third world backwater? You act like they would still be doing it that way if they had an alternative. Either they have no idea a better way exists or they can't figure out how to copy it or they can't afford it (or they are too stupid to accept it is better). So their ignorance and inefficiency just adds to my anger at the encounter. They aren't ecologically conscious. Only a bored, spoiled beneficiary of constituent, evolved brain power would even have the time to romanticize such inconsequential and quixotic fancies such as pesticide free farming and hand crafts. You aren't looking at the next step in the chain of evolution. You are looking at a shaved ape playing checkers with the world. Mud is not superior to cement. Letting nature ravage your crops is not superior to a multitude of solutions. And lastly, what (except coddled hubris) makes these pampered couch surfers think they are even qualified to have an opinion on these matters? They aren't experts in these fields. They are just some twits that shop at Whole Foods and order artisinal crap off the Net while watching Netflix on their Apple TV as their Tesla recharges amid the dulcimer tones coming off the vinyl on their record player. Are you PRO-gressive or RE-gressive?

Deal Me Out

AITOOW is suspicious of people trying to sell me commodities? If it is such a wise investment, why are you unloading? You have history with it. You must have learned something about it. I don't see you want to give it to me unless it is a falling knife. If you are such a great friend/adviser, let me in on the next thing you are going to buy once you have my money.

More Sounds Familiar

AITOOW thinks that that new song that states "this is my fight song" sounds alot like Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson? And a new Hillary Duff song (probably not popular and I didn't catch the name) sounds like that song that goes "you make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. the only girl blah blah blah". It's just getting ridiculous. Either we've run out of rhythms and words or memory. Or the idiots that write this slop don't care about plagiarism and the idiots that sing and finance them don't evaluate them. It seems like a rampant epidemic. *See earlier post about Taylor Swift's "lifting". I think I called it Sounds Familiar. I hope Kelly sues Ford Motors too. They use that stupid fight song in a commercial. And how original. A girl power anthem. Never done before. when is your sex ever going to get beyond the need for a pep talk? For the superior sex, you sure need alot of validation.

Another Beastly Co-host

AITOOW thinks that big bitch, sometime co-host on the View (less) looks like the guy who played Drew Carey's transvestite brother? Question - who looks more like a tranny - she or Wendy Williams? Also, is the ten dollar bill technically transitioning?

Trumpet of the Don

AITOOW doesn't understand why the left leaning news hegemony is piling on Donald Trump? They tell everyone that what he is saying is what the right believes. Why is it so surprising? Do they secretly believe that the right shares the same values and they are just tricking the audience into thinking otherwise? Are they just pretending to be outraged at him so they can take swipes at the right as an institution?

Gumming On Empty

AITOOW wonders how women have enough energy to talk non-stop if they are so overworked?

White Flight

AITOOW wonders, if there is global warming, is it because God wants to give white people a place to go now that colored people have taken over their land?

Silk Purse-peration

AITOOW wants to call pussy juice or a squirt - clitsperation? Get it. Like perspiration or precipitation. Pornography = cliterature. I'm not sure what cliturgy would be. But, I think it would be popular. A small clit is clittle. A clitmus test is how a girl decides on who she will bang. Clitography is the study of clit shape. Clitillation is the what titillation is to the tit. What do you mean that isn't why the call that that?

Pretty Little Lied Tos

AITOOW wonders if beautiful/popular people have the most perverted opinion of human nature? They think people are good/nice because people are more often on their best behavior around them.

Add Vice

AITOOW wonders if society is getting dumber because of the "advice" proffered by idiots on TV? I'm not even questioning people like Dr Oz and Dr Phil. I'm talking about entertainers, anchors, athletes, reality stars, etc. People less credentialed than environmental "experts".

Did (ee)Y Do That?

AITOOW thinks it's funny when wankster Urkels like Diddly call other men bitches for hurting their feelings (disrespect)? What is more feminine than being hurt by words? And jewelry, scents and clown clothing/costumes are very manly too. It's no wonder the white girls love you so. You're one of the girls. And don't think you or your son can take down anyone over 140 lbs. That's why you grabbed a weight when a suckerpunch wasn't available. (*side note - a black man's favorite attack strategy after gunfire from a hundred feet away is they old sucker punch then kicks to the prostrate victim while the he is down. Never get close enough to where you can't run away if he can face you man to man). You are a contact wearing, private school charity case with a womanicure. You don't even scare white suburbia. That's why you try so hard. We know. Those guys in the jeep in the movie House Party have your number. I smell......puh...puh...puffdaddy. They really says "pussy" (if the reference is too old). Why do I have the feeling that the fruit of your loins didn't even have the grades (let alone athleticism) to get into fUCLA.

All You Can Swallow

AITOOW thinks Warren Buffett is the ultimate bullshit artist? He "pledges" to give away his money (probably a family issue - hates them). Has he given a (non tax deductible) dime? He pretends to agree with all the "correct" social issues. And he does this while he is profiting from every business that should be regulated. Insurance, banking, transportation, etc. All industries that the government doesn't allow us to resist or industries that are collusive. Now some would say that is smart business. I agree. However, it is also a list of industries that should be under strict scrutiny. A populist hit list. At least regulate like utilities if we agree that they should be. These industries are little different. I mean I am "allowed" to go with out electricity. Not car insurance. I posit that Mr All You Can Eat is posturing as a philanthropist to buy cover for his profiteering. Who is going to call him out on it? And let's not forget George Soros sold out his fellow Jews to buy his liberty.

U$A

AITOOW saw the interview with a Mexican deported back to Mexico who was complaining that he couldn't get a job in Mexico without an education (I think he said high school) and an ID card? Obviously, suggesting that you could in America. So you are telling me that MEXICANS have STRICTER rules/expectations/enforcement for their work force than we do for people who shouldn't even be in our country? How does their produce get picked?

I Would Not Like Some Whine With That

AITOOW wishes that people would stop complaining when they disagree and start refuting the charge/claim? You need to establish why you deserve to be mad. You don't just get to be mad because.... You are an irrelevant speck of dust. However, your ideas may matter.

Big Bother

AITOOW wonders if kids will/have become paranoid because of all the "surveillance" around them (ie smart devices and the pc narc culture)? I know many appear to be nonplussed (ie sexts) by it, but, are they just the dumb ones? Will teenagers become even more sensitive and reclusive and awkward? And will metaphors disappear because comparing things has to lead to someone being offended by the comparison? And most importantly, will this "new" Renaldo hair style be a return to the hair part? I still say you are a child until you part your hair.

Home of the Free-ks

AITOOW wonders what was the impetus for our contemporary zeitgeist? The wimp/victim ethos. I know all "civilized" people get soft and their tastes become perverted. I mean what did it to us. I was going to blame Elmo and the esteem movement fostered in the Nineties by the Clintons. Then I realized that the wimps of today were raised by pre-Elmo parents. Maybe the wussification of Sesame Street was not to blame. It created wussies before the gay Grover. I was going to question what other factors could be involved when I realized the pattern went back one more generation to the hippies. How were they brainwashed? Was it a show? School? Nazi-ism? McCarthy? All I know is, that with the exception of about five Rambo-loving, body building years in the 80's and maybe two years of post 9/11 sanity, Americans have grown a giant gash between their legs. A mottled, hipster beard (or faux hawk or stubble or tats or piercings) doesn't compensate. It actually illustrates the lack of real substance.

I Am Afro-America (And So Can You)

AITOOW doesn't understand the problem with a white woman pretending to be black? Does anyone watch Maury Povitch? I assumed all the poor ones already were. Plus there is Ziggy Azalea and Gwen Stephani. And most athletes. I won't count Christina Aguilera because she is half (ie Latin). And don't forget Justin Bieber and all the other little white enablers. The ones who enable black guys to their pussy. Other unsurprising factoids surrounding the scandal. NAACP initially circled the wagons when questioned on it/her. She was one of the more productive leaders.

Intolly Coddlers

AITOOW thinks America is a land of tattle tales and nit pickers? It's like the whole country is a younger brother following you around ready to tell Mom when you do something you are not supposed to. Which would be great if we really knew what we are supposed to do. Philosophers have been arguing this point for millenia. It's almost as if a group of people tried to raise a generation of hall monitors and fact checkers/censors. Trading one type of intolerance for another. Sei You aren't possibly suggesting...? Seinfeld was right. Kids can't wait to use these terms. Racist. Sexist. Etc. However, I don't think it's innocuous. I think it's about power politics. Gaining leverage. A new crop of Children of the Corn. How does it happen?

You start by alienating them from other/competing support systems. Then you spoil them and make everyone feel necessary/important. You coddle them so they have an perverted need to be heard/noticed. You fill their minds with a dogma that benefits you. You begin by teaching them how to spot differences (without their non-indoctrinated parents realizing) using subliminal teaching tools like animation and games delivered through ubiquitous technology. You teach them that they need to accumulate points/praise to be successful. Then you give them real world points/praise for discovering non-conforming characters in real life. You justify the pursuit/behavior by making the end goal seem ethical (because the smarter/older ones will eventually question the program and some won't be satisfied with point accumulation). You call the goal - tolerance. You choose a pitiable/sympathetic group or groups (as your poster child) to be tolerant of. You can manufacture these in the indoctrination/game period if there are no naturally occurring groups that appeal to all. You align your group with them.  You justify the fact that your goal is hypocritical because it requires intolerance to non-conformists by saying there is no other alternative if you are to succeed (end justifies the means). You assuage lingering hesitance towards the intolerance by stigmatizing that group (just like the things in the games) and promoting "ends" philosophy. You keep the poster child groups from competing for control of the group by keeping their emotions stoked by pressing their hot buttons and fomenting division between the disparate groups. This leaves everyone "informing" on and policing each other. Now you have control of managed chaos. Think this alarmist? Think this Kafka-esque. Orwellian? Look around. Tell me we aren't in the middle of it.

Rodhammer

AITOOW thinks that Hillary Clinton and her acolytes come off as the smarmiest, high pressure sales associates? Every time I hear them speak, I feel like I'm being sold by the worst kind of hustler. It's not even the condescending script sales approach. It's that desperate, manic, "I'm spouting one hundred percent bull shit and lying through me teeth", intimidation and bullying sales blitzkrieg.

Role Call

AITOOW who thinks it's typical that minority groups are crying foul that Emma Stone is cast as an Asian? All we hear is how wonderful stunt casting is when it works the other way. But God forbid the ledger should ever be evened out. God forbid we ever look past labels. God forbid special interest groups can't use shame to advance a manipulative agenda. Then it's verbotten. Jonny Storm and Mary Magdelene can be black. But Emma can't be Asian. She's Irish so who's to say there isn't some Asian DNA in her? Anybody complain when Hallie Berry played an Asian in Cloud Atlas? You want more roles in movies? Here's an idea - make some yourselves instead of waiting for massa's scraps. You have a video camera on your phone.

Sty-lish

AITOOW thinks the way they space the word Gotham on that show looks like Got Ham?

Gloabalization

AITOOW liked it better when all these people lived in their rain forests?

Bad Wax Furrry Toad

AITOOW thinks Mad Max was a little silly? Hardy just played Bane again.

I think, Therefore I Am Not

AITOOW is embarrassed at how receptive we are to prevailing prejudices? Whatever the current opinion/beliefs is/are, we parrot them as gospel. There is no critical analysis of the issue to see what the correct belief should be. Just group think.

The 411 911

AITOOW thinks the police are funny about vigilantes? They want the publics help to catch the criminals (seem impotent without it), but, are against any other interference. Do you think it embarrasses them? Or they don't want you to think they are not necessary? Or do they want all the hero worship and credit for jumping in at the last minute to do the clean up work? I'm sure it's a concern for our safety that motivates them and that's all.

Unreality TV

AITOOW who would like to congratulate the ineffectual, delusional, meddlesome, duplicitous American press for failing trying unsuccessfully again to influence world events? Does Obama tap you on the head when he's ready? And congrats to Benji.

Wallace and Vomit

AITOOW thinks Nicole Wallace is the most liberal one on the View? It's funny how they market her as the right wing heavy and she either agrees or gets pressured into agreeing with all the other halfwits on the show. She just your typical white collar Manhattan working mom. A creature detached from reality on every issue from child rearing to nutrition. And that shrill voice and buck teeth are the cherry on the sundae.

Follywood

AITOOW has read 12 Years A Slave? Funny thing. He writes all the time that he doesn't seek to sensationalize the experience. Yet, that is exactly what Hollywood did. I'm not saying the following didn't happen ever, but, it didn't happen in the book. 1. No rape of the woman in the ship in the beginning. 2. No making him strip down when first captured. 3. No sex with another slave when he was a slave. 4. No hitting Patsy in the head with a bottle. 5. He also says that he received bruises from whippings. I'm not sure if I read that right, but, it inferred that not every lash cut into the skin. There are alot of other inconsistencies. I just hate these salacious perversions of fact to foment racism.

Low Ratings

AITOOW thinks reality shows are popular because scripted programs make fun or are critical of these kinds of people? Those kinds of people are the audience. They don't share the values that most writers embody their heroes with.

Twinnies

AITOOW who thinks they have the same parents? Sperm bank?

Rob Riggle - Judge Alex
Amy Adams - Dennis Leary - Lesbo from Glee
Jodi Foster - Kristen Stewart
Cameron Diaz - Quinten Tarrantino
Margot Robbie - My Name is Earl Ho
Molly Ringwald - Dakota Johnson
Ilysa Schlesinger - Coach K


Do Muslims consider their pre-Mohammed ancestors infidels?

Barry, Man, A New Low

AITOOW just noticed that our head Ego In Chief named his dog after his own initials? Love that those initials spell out body odor. I also liked how he downplayed the two Ferguson police shootings, the lootings, the bs about "hands up" and didn't even acknowledge the cops in NYC who were shot (in response to the chokehold incident) by another "peaceful" perpetrator. He must have been to busy "making it rain" as usual and tossed that part of speech away. You really can't take the hood out of boy.

The Price Is Wrong

AITOOW thinks that people dislike people who contradict them? It seems to mess with their equilibrium. They would rather be wrong and self-assured now than right and self-assured later. And yet, I guess the mistakes made by ignorant men are so infuriating that we risk their enmity.

Nip Tuck

AITOOW who has noticed Bradley Cooper's filler work? He looks like a drag queen. Gives new meaning to his portrayal of Face. And how about Matthew Perry's false teeth? He can't even speak. You know about his nose job, right?

Say It Don't Spray It

AITOOW thinks Samuel Jackson should fess up that he was imitating Russell Simmons in Kinsmen?

The Sc-Avengers

AITOOW wonders why black guys always act like they haven't had a piece of pussy in years if they are such ladies men?

De-google

AITOOW likes my new word? It's called "de-google". It's like "unfriend" except that you totally disavow the existence of someone or something in your life.

Keystoned

AITOOW thinks it is just pathetic that Obambi vetoed Keystone because the jobs wouldn't be permanent. First of all that is not the real reason. Secondly, he didn't seem to have a problem with that reality when we were talking stimulus and shovel ready jobs (or seasonal jobs or part time, etcetera etcetera). You can hardly tell he has legal training. And who has a job that is permanent outside the government sector or unions?

Blood Money

AITOOW wonders if ISIS is using the money McChrystal gave to those Sunni leaders to be our friends to fund the current insurgency?

A Choke Hold On The Nominations

AITOOW thought that "black" people got shut out of the Oscars because of their reactions in Ferguson and Queens? You only get that "charity" recognition when you play on white guilt. You take that away and you don't get judged on a curve. Losing Hollywood really means you really misbehaved.

Stick A Needle In My Eye

AITOOW doesn't understand why there is a debate over vaccinations? If your kid is vaccinated then who cares if the others aren't? He/she is "vaccinated" right? And not that I care either way, but, I saw an expose in which a doctor admitted that flu strains evolve faster than we can manufacture and distribute (six months) vaccines and that most people got a vaccine last year for a strain that didn't exist or wasn't the threat anymore.

Empty Suit

AITOOW thinks that the most relaxed executive in a meeting is the usually the most clueless?